pillow muncher

someone who bites hard on a pillow while takin a large length up the chocolate starfish,or rusty bullet hole,hairy plughole.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

munchies

Ahh..weed. Gotta love it. It gives you munchies from hell! When im blitz i eat just about everything. Im just sittin there chillin watching music videos, and fucking A! it just hits me! I jump up and can barely carry all the food back to the couch. I definitely agree, you never seem to get full..everrrrr. everything tastes like heaven. ahh..man, i wish i was toked..=/

Yesterday, when i had the munchies, i had like no food in the house..so i ate just about a whole loaf of bread, a few fudgecicles, and a whole pack of fig newtons..Dude, i still wanted more food. but there wasnt anything..=(

by bloopidybloopbloop May 17, 2009

porn munchies

due to severe porn addiction, one becomes intoxicated in the P and can not stop watching. when one has the porn munchies, it feels as if they can never get enough of it like having the munchies after smoking a J.

Richards has the porn munchies after grilling Driscoll's mits all day.

by Bedmonds May 15, 2008

face muncher

1. One who masticates upon the flesh of the face; a cannibal.
2. A loser.

Marcus is such a face muncher.

by pizazz April 20, 2006

munchies

The munchies are a tasty side effect of smokein bud where you become uncontrolably hungry and begin to eat lots of junk food

me right now i just smoked an eigth and have the munchies like a bitch so i got two packs of oreos two instant ramen thingys two peices of cake and a pizza

by Buckeyes June 11, 2006

panty muncher

One that derives pleasure from munching on a pair of panties that range from slightly soiled to deliciously vile. The panty muncher usually delights in sniffing the lucky victim's panties first, where "munching" can often be an arousing and sadly overlooked afterthought. When the panty sniffer discovers this tasty treat he or she cant help but bludgeon the beefsteak or audition the finger puppets, using the lovingly handled panties as an ooze receptacle.

Devin: Hey baby, have you seen my panties?
Jason: (quietly munching panties in bathroom) Ummm...no.
Devin: Are you being a panty muncher again? Here let me give you a fresh pair!
Jason: Thanks baby! Isn't life swell?
Devin: Yes! Yes it is!

by Mr. Goodnight Beaverhausen December 23, 2009

butt-muncher

someone who munches butts either for the pupose of sexual pleasure or for their own social/political advancement.

stop being so nice...you're such a butt-muncher!

by VICKI KARMA March 27, 2006