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Jacksonville Mullet

Mullet style haircut gained mostly by not getting a haircut for four to five months while attempting to grow surfer style longer men's hair. Usually attained by a redneck with semi-male pattern baldness and worn to NASCAR events, under a trucker hat .

Paired well with neon sunglasses on a neckstrap.

Jacksonville Mullet = Jacksonville equivalent of Hawaii surfer hair.
That dude hasn't gotten a haircut for all of COVID. Hes got a total Jacksonville mullet.
by EROC FLO RIDA September 16, 2020
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The mullet curse

a abomination of a curse that gives you a mullet. You will know you have the curse when you start speaking a southern redneck accent, you eventually start craving on deer meat, or you start smelling musty. your body will release a smell that repels all women. The only way for the curse to go away is to take a shower, and cut your hair completely.
please remember to take showers everyday, or else you will be a victim to the mullet curse
by Squidward Q. Testicles August 26, 2022
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nigga mullet

by The Grand Method November 8, 2023
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yellow eyed mullet

i just dumped a yellow eyed mullet or poop with corn in it
by herecumdatboi123456789 January 5, 2017
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nae nae mullet

a mullet but it has grown for WAY too long and is barely a mullet
cheezwhizaddict: what if i shaved the sides of my head
whoreepuke: ok nae nae mullet man
by whoreepuke April 14, 2020
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namjoons_blonde_mullet

A tiktoker who's constantly posting about Namjoon or JYP. She says she doesn't like JYP but I'm starting to think it's a lie.
I swear if this bitch Namjoons_blonde_mullet post about jyp again
by Ndudjsbahshsha May 27, 2021
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Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected against upgrading to the office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an Ass-Hair Mullet so thick, pelt-like and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
by Gaunche January 1, 2022
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