Muffin Army

The Ultimate army. Able to conquer anything or anyone.

What?

by alex July 25, 2003

jerking muffin

A jerk off contest where everyone cums on the same muffin and the last person to cum HAS TO EAT IT.

Wei Yang lost a game in the jerking muffin, so now, he's very full

by STevens Crew March 19, 2003

aw muffin

fake sympathy for a friend who doesn't actually have a real problem or one you simply do not care about

Bob: Because you called me silly i have low self esteem

Jimmy: awww muffin

or

Lara: I just stubbed my toe! owie!

Jenna: aw muffin

by macmac483 March 10, 2012

Loser mini-muffin

One who eat stale mini muffins on their birthday, ALONE.

Mario is such a loser mini-muffin.

by justin987654321 June 16, 2009

muffindamule

muffindamule is a misreprentation of a sexual deviation known only to the gentle folk of Ireland. A bit like dobbin the donkey.

Q. Woi's the lazy bastard always late doing the milking ?
A. He's been muffindamule to be sure !

by Muffindamule October 2, 2006

Muffin Mash

The female equivalent of teabag.

1. To apply, with a certain amount of pressure, ones vulva to another persons face, preferably leaving a degree of vaginal residue around the nose, mouth, or forehead of said person.

2. When after you die in the bad, a female gamer sits on your corpse's face repeatedly.

After killing that gnome hunter for the 13th time, I lifted my robe, exposed my lady parts, and muffin mashed him.

by Fabrication May 29, 2009

Muffin Juice

The new slang for vaginal secretion.

Kevin: Dude what happened?

Jimmy: I was going down on her and her muffin juice got all over my shirt!

by Vanilla Weis June 1, 2009