The best fucking movies ever. Everybody hates them, but around the holidays, they're like cocaine. They all have the same goddamn plot, but it never gets old. Friends will tell you that these movies suck, but they are fucking wrong. Hallmark Christmas movies are my babies, my fucking cinnamon apples.
OMG THE HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIE COUNTDOWN STARTED! GET THE HOT CHOCOLATE BITCH! I FUCKING LOVE HALLMARK MOVIES!
by fizzman457 January 1, 2016

by CrimeDawg1250 September 10, 2011

by Rockey October 4, 2006

A cheap version of HBO, Epix, and starz. Are not allowed to air movies that got above 10% on rotten tomatoes.
"I was looking at what movies were on TV, and the ones on TMC were very disappointing."
"The movie channel is almost never watched by anybody."
"The movie channel is almost never watched by anybody."
by sandman34 September 17, 2016

by Ham sanitizer November 5, 2020

by BlackMagic September 8, 2019
