motherkisser

One who kisses a mom other than his own, usually of an acquaintance. The act is performed mostly spontaneously, in a steamy burst of passion. The doer is generally under the influence of alcohol, with only two shots away from being classified as a motherfucker.

"Hi, my name is Brad and I am a motherkisser."

"Hi Brad." *cheering and applause*

by trulyYours February 28, 2013

Mother Empathy

The know-it-all who claims to “feel” too much emotion and preaches “walk a mile in my shoes” to anyone and everyone, but bullies people when someone else fails to understand what they preach.

Naomi: I’ll still love you when you tell me what happened today.
Warren: I forgot I was supposed to see you today because I had to take my dog to the vet urgently.
Naomi: How could you be so insensitive to my feelings when I had made the plans specially for you? All you think about is the dog. I felt stood up, hurt and left alone. I think you don’t even like me, I’m a person and if you can’t value me above a dog, I cant see you anymore.
Warren: But I’m sorry, I would have seen you if I wasn’t occupied.
Naomi: We are done.
Warren: *THINKING* So much for honesty... Holy Mother Empathy!

by Turn3r February 20, 2019

motherloving son of a bitch

motherloving son of a bitch a less vulgar and just as insulting way to call a guy a motherfucking son of a bitch

man you stole my car last night

dude i did not steal your car last night you motherloving son of a bitch

man youre calling me a motherloving son of a bitch

yes dude im calling you a motherloving son of a bitch

by littlejimmie March 6, 2019

Motherfrocker

A female who owns and wears only dresses. She is most comfortable in a dress even in a casual setting. You will barely see this girl in jeans or pants. 2. Motherfrocker is also the name of a clothing store found in my Wonderful Wonderful novel series.

Kennedy and Regan both frequent the store Motherfrocker, especially Regan, because she's a true motherfrocker. She owns jeans but never wears them. She wears a dress once seen and worn by Courtney Love who was a motherfrocker in the 1990s.

by Babydoll75 March 20, 2019

Mothin

When you stare at a bright light for 1 minute you are straight mothin

“Yo Jake moth this shit”
“Aight bro”
“Yo my boy Jake STRAIGHT MOTHIN”

by Straight Mothin May 15, 2019

The Mother Troll

Recent years have seen a huge rise in the number of trolls frequenting internet forums. If the current rate of increase continues it is projected that by 2020 up to 50% of information on the internet will be the direct result of trolling. By 2030 this number will be over 100%. Many believe that this phenomenon will have catastrophic results, not only because people will no longer have any interesting sources to copy their opinions from but also because it will give rise to the fabled being known as The Mother Troll. The Mother Troll will be created when all the anger and annoyance caused by trolling on the world wide web reaches a level so intense that it conglomerates into a conscious being. This god of trolls with not rest until all interesting debate and knowledge has been destroyed and it has thoroughly pissed on everybody's parade.

Person 1: Well that's a very interesting point. Do you take into account the idea that those who are in such a position may feel differently though?

Person 2: I try to take into account everybody's ideas and feelings and yes I can see that others may feel differently from me and I respect that.

THE MOTHER TROLL ARISES

Person 1: Ah well whatever your nothing but a stupid fan boy anyway noob.

Person 2: fuk u disphit i banged your mum last night

Person 1: i have so mush satisfaction in the knowledge that a remtard like you will soon be shoved into a small padded cell where you belong

Person 3: GOD IS RIGHTEOUS AND HE WILL BURN THE HOMOSEXUALS

ect.

by Captain Philosophy January 25, 2011

Massachusetts mother in law

A Massachusetts mother in law is a woman who portrays herself as caring loving mother to her ( momma's boy) son . Don't be deceived , she will not look at you as a new daughter , but as fierce competition . Extreme jealousy will come into play , and you , your marriage , and children will become a target to her vicious games . Women in Massachusetts , who become mothers , are neglectful to the children they bring into the world. Not giving of themselves , to truly understand what unconditional love for a child is . This mother always put her needs , before her children's needs , and that is why she becomes a monster when a daughter in law comes into the picture . Instead of being happy that her son married a woman who truly loves him , gave her grandchildren , keeps a great house , is always faithful , moves away from her own family to be a part of his , this woman flies into a jealous rage , thinks you are trying to outdo her as a mother and wife . This is where the evil in her appears . She will do what ever it takes to make you look bad . After spreading lies about you ,and your children , she thinks this will make her look like a better wife and mother than you . After emotionally wrecking you and your marriage ,shes off to ruin more lives , with her younger sons . Always keep your guard up , and take notes ,you never know when you might need them for court .

"But ma ,how could you say that about my wife , your the one who cheated on dad ,and left me alone at home,dirty andstarving , while you got your hair and nails did "!!! the poor son said to the "Massachusetts mother in law"..

by NEhater January 8, 2014