MONG

A way to tell somebody, "SUCK MY DICK"
(you must make a popping noise with your mouth while saying it)

MONG

by sk8foeva26 November 10, 2010

Mong

Stupid person or retard. Named after Michael "Mong" Hopper.

Oh my god, you're such a little mong!

by Froggy™ December 28, 2005

mingus

Mingus Campbell the ex Lib-Dem leader who still hides behind "Menzies" because it looks more attractive on paper.

Reporter: Yo Mingus, why d'ya spell your name M-e-n-z-i-e-s, but still pronounce it like a rank vagina anyway?

Mingus: Erm, erm well you see rather than trying to pronounce an unattractive word on paper, in a more favourable light. I preferred to, in essence, do it the other way round! *grins proudly*

Reporter: Isn't that a bit, er, backwards?

Mingus: Actually it's a bit Scottish.

by LightningUT August 10, 2009

mong

Someone with the in-ability to comprehand that of which normal people can; to be delayed, impeded or proceed slowly.

Johnny: "Yo man, that nig looks shezzey."
Robert: "Fo real? that niggah be trippin aight to mezzey."
(robert walks over to suspected retard)
Robert: "Jo dude, sarp?!"
Suspect: "Ma as fop awj fsa'd?"
Robert: "..."

by fjeer May 3, 2003

Mongaloid

Someone with a major lack of physical ability and thinks they are hilarious but actually aren't funny at all

Daniel is such a mongaloid.

by Princess punch July 24, 2012

mingus

a sneaky girl who smokes shit

he was devestated when he found out his mingus cheated on him

by Mingus Mauler July 8, 2009

Monga

A surfer from the peninsula in the eighties that hung out and partied hard together

You are all a bunch of Monga's

by Monga's January 6, 2005