4chan moderators

A group of losers with no respect in the real world so they convince themselves that by randomly banning people from their faggot board, that this somehow makes up for their utter pathetic state in life. They are self-deluded into thinking they are somehow elite because they moderate a crappy imageboard.

4chan moderators are fucking retarded pieces of shit with no lives who sit around all day thinking they're something great and that they have amounted to anything in life.

by Dude Regular June 19, 2011

Zombie Mode

During a conversation if a person seems to be zoned out drastically maybe due to non-interested topic or any other reason and he is continuously staring at the speaker without saying a single word then a person is said to be in Zombie Mode. Generally in a Zombie Mode a person is shifting his eyes to one speaker to the other without knowing what they are talking about.

Ted: I'm 32, still single, in Newyork city. Where i'm gonna find love of my life?
Marshall: You eventually find your soulmate like i did when i met Lily.
Ted: If i think about it, i got better chance to meet up with Angelina Jolie rather than finding a wife for me.
Marshall: Don't be absurd.
Ted: Barney "Quit your Zombie Mode and back me up here.

by Reet Awwsum June 28, 2013

modern au

A work of fan art that takes characters from other time periods or universes and places them in a modern setting. Literally - modern alternate universe.

So, you know that BBC's Sherlock is just a modern au fan fiction of Sir Conan Doyle's books?

by slsgirl April 12, 2014

moderob

When you get bored enough to write boredom backwards.

"I am so bored I'm going to see what moderob means"

by Idntcr May 14, 2018

trip mode

means u r really trippin

Gurl, my mom wont let me go out. She on dat trip mode 4real.

by Nikkiboo G 2 da 3 M.L.L. September 9, 2007

Cargan Mode

When someone freaks out on an internet forum and ultimately causes his or her account to get banned. Named after the fabled Cargan who played the game Vile City.

Did you hear what happened? Mike went into Cargan Mode and spammed the forums. He's banned now.

by dcosta77 December 18, 2008

Cock Mode

To be in "cock mode" is when men decide to give their brains a rest and let their penises take over. Cock mode is not a sensible way to operate on a night out. It will lead the unfortunate male into a diseased or unattractive female.

A guy ceases to run in cock mode within 3 minutes of ejaculating- usually when cognitive thought returns and the hideous beast they have just lain with comes into full focus.

Cock mode can be a good thing if you're in a long term relationship with a girl who does your head in. Switch off your brain and let your penis listen to the inane chatter instead, and then secure a nice orgasm for you. Sorted.

"Why on earth did you leave with that freak last night? She was seriously awful looking"

"I was in cock mode, I didn't really know what I was doing"

"Ah, totally understandable. I switch to cock mode when my wife starts talking. I'm virtually unreachable"

by MagickDio April 22, 2010