Minor Shackles

The neon coloured bands strapped around a minor's wrist once they enter a club or bar to let the bartender's know they are underage. Sometimes accompanied by Minor Marks. The opposite of Freedom Bands.

Guy #1: That girl is totally cute! You should buy her a drink, yo!

Guy #2: Aww damn! She's got minor shackles. I don't want to get kicked out of the bar for buying her booze.

by Totally_AL January 17, 2010

Minor Macking

The act of an older male Macking, hooking up or getting with a girl who is much younger then him, Usually this occurs in high school with older guys and is usually a particular senior who choose to go for freshmen and violate the two year rule.

Mackafreshmen is the king of Minor Macking there he goes macking another freshmen.. holy shit thats the 50th time this year when are these girls going to learn?...IDK

by Mackaminor June 28, 2010

Minor Emergency Clinic

Any bar or tavern on your way home from work.

Man, I really need to stop at a Minor Emergency Clinic after work today!

by coolarrow February 20, 2011

Miltor

My. Life. Is. TOR

Miltor

by BAMlax June 5, 2011

minormality

When being normal in any traditional (normal) sense of the word puts you into the minority.

Great. I was the only person at the bar who didn't have sunglasses on while inside. I was totally in the minormality

by LacesOut August 13, 2012

Minority Fire hose

When you drink a large amount of stool softeners, and place a finger so it is covering half of your asshole. (Much like when u place a finger over a hose to increase the pressure) You then spray your unsuspecting partner with your fecal matter, making her look like a minority.

I gave my girlfriend a Minority Fire Hose, and knocked her off her feet with the pressure.

by BlueBooty November 19, 2014

minority reversal

Almost like a minority, but they are having sex while saying they aren't a minority anymore

Hooker: How old are you again?
Young Boy: Don't worry, Its not a Minority Reversal, so we're cool!

by Amonasrester August 14, 2016