Military Dad

A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl

My dad is a military dad

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

military madness

san antonio craziest car/truck meet host . nun munch to say here unless ill be snitching 😂

Her. did you go to that crazy ass meet last nite
Him. you must be talking about military madness.!!

by 210unknown August 23, 2021

militelloism

a lesser-known religion. Includes many practices, one being that every day at 4:29 all followers must verbally acknowledge that it is 4:29.

-“What religion do you follow?”
-“Militelloism. Oh, by the way, 429”
-“What?”
-“It’s 4:29”

by bonniebilitelloism September 13, 2021

Militania

Berjiwa Pemimpin, Kuat, dan Inspiratif.

Militania berasal dari kata "Militan" . Sehingga orang yang memiliki nama ini terkesan berjiwa pemimpin dan kuat. Jarang sekali orang memiliki nama ini karena sejatinya hanya orang-orang inspiratif yang memilikinya.

by Militania November 22, 2021

Military

Who the fucks the military

The military service red

by Richard bakes February 23, 2022

Military grade tank top

Another word for a binder usually used among those with moobs. Usually used if they want to talk about their binder in a place where they don't want to reveal that they have a large chest.

(Can also be used by transgender men)

Person one: Bro, I finally got my moobs in check!
Person two: Yeah, man, these military grade tank tops work great.

by Dean_Edolas_42 March 3, 2022

Military Month

August is Military month! If the gay's get one So does the military!

military Month

by pric3tec June 1, 2022