Kuat 

A sly way to say both twat and cunt at the same time. Lame variations include “kwat” and “tunt”.

Apparently it’s also some kind of hardware you attach to your car.

Your kuat seems to have left a coating of cottage cheese on my penis. Maybe it’s time to see the doctor? No? You’re right, just eat more yogurt. I can put up with the smell. This erection can take it. My erection is like London in World War II. Gritty and resilient.

Kuat by whooer's your daddy October 19, 2018

kuato 

An infant-sized symbotic mutant whose conjoined twin is an otherwise normal-looking adult male. As seen in the 1990 film Total Recall, where Kuato was the sage and revered leader of the mutant resistance on Mars. When Kuato emerged from his host's abdomen, the host went into a trance-like state.

The Martians love Kuato. They think he's fuckin' George Washington.

kuato by Aaron T. October 8, 2006

Kuato's Nose 

An Outie belly button, (especially overweight people, who wear tight clothing).

Inspired by the mutant 'Kuato' in the film 'Total Recall' that's growing out the stomach of another character.

'Kuato's nose is in full effect with the curly haired man wearing the tight t-shirt'

Kuato's Nose by Shepperton Local June 28, 2007

kuatagh 

eccentric, cool calm intellect

You are so kuatagh ...

kuatagh by one kuatagh July 26, 2006

Kuato 

A baby born by Caesarian section.

(from the eponymous midriff-inhabiting Total Recall character)

New mother 1: Was little Elisha a natural birth?

New mother 2: Nah, he was a Kuato baby. It was easier that way, plus the scar's already fading!

Kuato by El Condor June 1, 2007

Drop a Kuato 

Like dropping a deuce, but it feels like an infant-sized symbiotic mutant crawling out of you.

"BRB I gotta drop a Kuato"

Drop a Kuato by T-800 March 2, 2010

kuata 

A bad bitch

Kuata is a bad bitch

kuata by Bissshhhh November 21, 2021