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Heartbreak of Millions

The Clap, Crabs, Chlamydia, Syphilis or any other disease of ill-will.
Last night with Brenda the lagoon donkey left me with the Heartbreak of Millions.
by Sam Lowrey November 29, 2004
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Millionaire

A guy either born from a crack dealer/head, a rich celebrity, or someone who wishes they were a rich person. A funny smart guy who likes art and not too big on sports although very athletic. A Millionaire is also very stubborn and has mother problems he either dislikes her or loves her too much. He loves computers and art and working out. He has dreams of having money if doesn't already has it and wishes to be normal if he has money. He is inappropriate at times in a funny way. This is a millionaire.
Kid: Hey you wanna watch some basketball!
Millionaire: Nah, the only sports I watch is boxing were people punch other people in the face.

Kid: I knew you were coming!
Millionaire: That's what your mom said to me last night.
Kid: Eww! I meant to my party!
by Anonymus T.A.N.S July 28, 2013
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millhouse

another word for Million dollars. Based on the character Millhouse on the Simpsons.
That guy makes some mad (Bank), he probably brings down a Millhouse a month.
by matt coiro April 10, 2007
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mildow

Those old wet close stink of mildow.
by Alex's girl March 7, 2007
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[millios]

a cool word for millions
i be making them millios every day.
by karinekay309 October 16, 2008
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Millionairies

A millionaire that provides to help out missionaries.
Did you see how much those millionairies donated to the mission field?
by drdon999 April 16, 2011
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Million Dollar Pie

1. When a hooker who usually is very expensive lets you fuck her for free.
2. When you use Cool Whip during oral sex

3. The most common pie that clowns throw at each other
Jake: Dude, I just had some million dollar pie with Amber last night!
Tim: Lucky! That chick practically stole my wallet last week.

Lisa: I thought you were usually grossed out by oral sex.
Janet: I am, but we had million dollar pie last night so it was kinda delicious.
by SexBot11111 August 12, 2011
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