Midget fist

A hard lump of feces that you are struggling to hold inside your anus.

I have to shit so bad, it's like a midget fist punching my back door.

by CheetoFTW June 13, 2017

midget gems

(Adjective) something you like and enjoy but would never go out and seek it

Girl 1: oh i wish i could get logans dick
Girl 2: meh hes pretty midget gems to me

by ●♡ April 25, 2015

Crack midget

A nigga of small stature who indulges in the pleasures of inhaling vaporized crack cocaine

I was locked up in the joint with a fuckin crack midget bruh. that nigga was out of his mind, wouldn't stop fiending for rock so I punted his little ass into the toilet

by Realassmofucka69420 January 23, 2021

Midget Stripper

A stripping midget, look out for them, they only show up for when you're... short on cash...

Midget Stripper

Sorry sir you can't afford our strippers...
* midget stripper comes in*
"I'm half their price"

by Datboi_2001 May 30, 2018

Mental midget

Small minded person. Psycho. Stalker.

Stacy Kendell is a mental midget.

by BossBitch79 December 1, 2019

Midget Cubed

Used as an insult

Dave: You smell, you stupid midget cubed!

by Barry June 4, 2004

punching the midget

the act of masturbation in an extreme form

the other night i was hanging at my crib and had my ho punch the midget

by jimi December 5, 2004