merchia

wicked spicy, straight savages

"omg who is that savage over there?"
"lol probably a merchia"

by wickedwickedwickedwicked January 5, 2017

meschinity

The quality of being unwilling to give or share things, especially money.

He acted out of sheer meschinity.

by Yvolt February 4, 2017

meisch dog

A Meisch Dog is a wonderful magical creature. Half pet half boyfriend. It's very nice and has a great will to please. It brings coffee to bed, every morning and gets you underpants and socks into the bathroom if you forgot to bring it your yourself. It's also very intelligent and can do every imaginable mathtask you can't. It smells good, but is sometimes weird and talks hours about annoying animefacts you really don't want to know.

That was very nice, you are such a good Meisch Dog!!!
Meisch Dog!!! Get the fuck off of my matress!!!!

by KatChen1901 February 23, 2017

merchy

Adjective: Describing a state of focused busy-ness in support of merchandising e-commerce websites, apps and AI bots.

Hoping to not have to show up for work the final two weeks of the year, the web team at zamadon.com spent the entire thanksgiving break getting merchy with it.

by 1aminator December 7, 2017

merch raping

when a youtube or celebrity forces their merch on their fans

popularized by h3h3

jake paul is merch raping his fans

by Horizzon/Sebastian April 23, 2018

Merchrape

Word used when a public person, in an intense, forced and active way, decides to promote merchandise to the target audience, so that they are obligated in a way, almost involuntarily, to obtain such products.

"Have you heard about the Logan Paul's merchrape brainwashing 'music' video : Hero ?"
"Yeah, heard about that on a Podcast yesterday!"

by Remrumt January 4, 2018

mensched

Men-ch'd
Overstimulated to the point of irrational thought/behaviour. A sub-clinical level of psychosis usually associated with cocaine or amphetamine intoxication.

I got so absolutely Mensched I started jibbering about how literally everything is a Russian conspiracy

by Sgt. Hamster May 6, 2018