Mercayde

She is the most gorgeous human being that you will ever meet. Guys are all over. She is depressed but never shows her feelings. She is very friendly and will always be there for you

“That beautiful girl mercayde is coming to the park today”

by Mercayde November 20, 2018

Mercantile Douche

A person who is incredibly annoying as a salesperson, clerk, or bartender. Someone who is a douche about how much they are charging for something.

Charging a lot of money for something is not what qualifies an individual as a mercantile douche. The individual must get upset and defensive when you challenge or inquire about the pricing schedule of their product. Basically they will be a dick when you ask about the price of something, and act like they are personally offended by your question. This description of an individual is especially poignant when the individual that is acting as a mercantile douche is not the individual who sets the prices or actually receives increased revenue from the pricing schedule.

Bar Patron: "Hi sir, why does this IPA only get a 12oz pour but the pale ale is 16oz?"
Mercantile Douche: {launches into lengthy diatribe about the cost of brewing beer and state laws about alcohol consumption. also uses condescending tone and has hipster mutton chops}
Bar Patron: "Geez man, I was just curious... I'll take a pale ale"
Mercantile Douche: {ignores social cue from patron that he doesn't want or need the lecture and continues his butthurt speech about why you should pay the same price for less on the IPA, eventually does poor beer}

"Wow, I just asked that bartender why the IPA cost a dollar more than the pale ale. He got super butthurt about defensive and started lecturing me about the cost of making beer. What a Mercantile Douche."

by kingofthedodge December 31, 2018

Medication

Another word for drugs both illegal and legal

Yo bro do you have that medication i wanted

by Loki the best asguardian May 20, 2019

Medical Redbull

A term used as an excuse to have Redbull in class. The teacher doesn't believe that the Redbull is for a medical condition, they just don't care. The student believes that they bamboozled the teacher, and will brag about it.

Teacher: "Jediah, you can't have your Redbull in class."

Jediah: "It's for my medical condition."

Clara: "Typical Jediah with his medical Redbull."

by Aunt Karen June 2, 2019

medical pussy

A beautiful girl in scrubs who works in the medical field. In most cases, the scrubs are tight around the vagina.

Did you see that nurse over there? That is some serious medical pussy!

by Pompano935 July 14, 2019

Mercat

A co-worker on your office floor peering above the cubical walls.

Jay, that mercat, is always, pops up and looks to see what im doing at work.

by Biggles three sheets September 17, 2019

Medical billing

The process of billing insurance, worker's compensation, or patients for medical services rendered. Involves a lot of red tape required by HIPAA laws and insurance company policies and an unconscionable number of forms.

My boss thinks that medical billing is the same as accounting.

by Simmaniac September 22, 2019