Aarons mum

A very large Troll who has an unfortunate case of missing teeth, therefore making her Gummy.
The spawn that retreats from her blue waffle is known as Choad.

Aarons mum

Aarons mum by iloveurbandictonary August 14, 2010

I facebooked your mum 

An insult thrown at someone to show them how much of a flirt their mum is thus probably making her a slut.

Dave: steve your retarded
Steve: I facebooked your mum

I facebooked your mum by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008

Ya mum 

Ya mum is commonly used as an irrefutable comeback when properly used. The result is best if it implies something to do with the insultees mum being sexually active. Being females the results are funny as we dont REALLY like ya mum.

(Works best when a straight female says it to add confusion)

e.g

Davo: Hey cockhead.
Bobbio: Your mum likes cockheads.

or

Davo: What were you doing on the weekend?
Bobbio: I was doing ya mum doggy style.

or

Davo: Oh My God! I was so excited.
Bobbio: Ya Mum was excited, when I shagged her!

Ya mum by Sarah And Kitty May 9, 2006

Gary's Mum 

A world renowned insult, developed in East London. Used in most conversations. It's origin derived from a woman who gave birth to a strangly gay son called Gary. His mum herself has been insulted on numerous occasions and has been known to be called a MILF, Cougar, cow, Pink Panthers left testicle e.t.c.

From post-latin origin: Garrius Madreus - "very loose woman who is mother of Gary the queer"

Person A : Where were you last night?

Person B: I was at Gary's Mums House

Gary: Shut up you fuckrag

Person B: Your mum Gary

Person A: Yeah Gary, lets spend some time in your mum. Everyone else has.

Gary's Mum by Newham Gangsta May 16, 2008

your mum's tits 

Used when decsribing another's mother's mammary glands. Or cancers thereof. It is what it is. Briem.

A: You dropped your keys down the toilet.
B: your mum's tits.

A: Fuck it's cold out today.
B: Your mum's tits.
A: Who cares about my mum's tits? I'm just saying it's cold.
B: Your mum's tits are cold.

A: Your mum's tits.
B: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples.
A: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples. ... 's cancer.

your mum's tits by Donoxian MacGuigan November 11, 2007

Ur Mum Gay

It is the best roast in the land, it works in any situation and will leave the person your talking to speechless

Ben: yo brayden how are you
Brayden: ur mum gay

everyone: ROASTEDDDD!!
Ben: bro that was not necessary
Brayden: ur mum still gay

Ben: ur fat

Brayden: ur mum so fat its gay

Ur Mum Gay by Dag... May 6, 2019

Fuck Your Mum

Basically meaning get to fuck.
A retaliation to being slagged off. Insults a person if they are being dickish. There is no comeback to that.

Person 1 - your majorly thick!
Person 2 - Fuck your mum!
Person 1 -......

Fuck Your Mum by Erin Shearer November 10, 2009