Max

The type of person to play fortnite 24/7. He will always play fortnite. And he likes Derek who is 16 and is the big gay. So Max is a gay and homophobic guy

Max plays fortnite and sees Derek. He then gets his lotion

by Friendly neighborhood rapist March 14, 2019

Max

Max is secretly having fun with your mother

Max has a small dick

by frederick max December 12, 2018

Max

Max is annoying. He is always trying to show off and he is always trying to roasts everyone.

Max is going to school

by Potato chips salad November 18, 2019

Max

a beanie wearing Minecraft YouTuber

Ew did you see Max’s new YouTube video

by redstone2628 November 26, 2018

Max

Self conceded and Egotistical. Will play multiple girls at once. Will frequently make offensive and rude remarks. Will loathe in corners while overwhelmed with his pathetic amount of self pity. Typically bad at baseball. Most maxes wear mismatched outfits and resemble heat miser. Tall and ugly.

Person: hey see Max over there?
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.

Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.

by fetty woppp November 4, 2016

Max

Max is a name for someone who will most likely live in his moms basement while playing Minecraft and Fortnite all day and never get a girlfriend so prolly turn gay

Yooo don’t be a max no likes a max

by JiggyNiggy March 15, 2020

Max

Max is the most cute, handsome, loving and sweet guy you'll meet with the most beautiful soul and a scrumptious booty! you'll fall hard for his unbelievable sense of humour. He has the ability to make anyone laugh even in the worst of moods and no matter how hard to try to reject him he'll always be there waiting for you to welcome him with open arms.. it's a blessing and a curse. He fuck's up a lot and isn't always the most truthful but he'll always love you. Don't trust anyone 100% and maybe trust max's a little less. A Max will care for animals often more than he cares for humans but will happily welcome his girlfriend into his family without a second thought.

A Max always has time for hugs and time to show you the love and attention you want/need just not always at the right times. I hope that everyone gets to meet a Max one day because they're the best person i've ever known and i wish that happiness upon everyone!

girl1: I met this guy and i'm falling head over heels for him..
girl2: HE SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A MAX!

by lovelycookie June 25, 2018