Lobster Dick

The inability to pee after having sex even though you have a full bladder.

Man I gotta pee so bad but after that bang session I have lobster dick!

Lobster Dick by Notebook September 22, 2005

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sea creatures that chase me from the bathroom.

if you hear faint clicking of lobsters as you leave your bathroom RUN!

lobster by FauxHawk July 25, 2006

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An alcoholic shot; one part Razzamatazz, one part Crown Royal, sometimes has some Cranberry juice as well

(at a bar) "I'll have a Rock Lobster."

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to get beaten badly in a game or sport.Or to get pinched or hit by a lobster

1.Dude,that noob got lobstered.
2.dang i got lobstered by that lobster

lobstered by Alex Gonzalez September 22, 2005

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Wow dude, that lady's got some Real lopsters! >.<

lopsters by Rarz January 14, 2008

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A very skinny, bony person with red skin due to lack of pigment.

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Sasha is a one-eyed lobster, always spreading Communist propoganda to his coworkers.

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