by Maddog1974! December 6, 2023
Get the lesem mug.This disease is commonly found one little junkies named: 'Lester'. Side affect of this disease is that they get the urge to play a game called: 'Fortnite' for multiple hours a day. If they come outside (wich is very rare) there consittered a 'Kanker homo' or 'domkopje'.
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by LESTER AVILDNRTV December 14, 2023
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by Sookiesue January 14, 2024
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by Sookiesue January 14, 2024
Get the leTeff mug.A person who's existence inadvertently creates a ripple effect in it's surrounding environment leading you to do the electric slide while narrating Sylvia Plath in a Scottish accent simultaneously causing any/all persons adjacent to have explosive diarrhea. Letenjistlic tendencies are seen largely within populations of young people, women going through menopause, and emo man-scapers who attend inner metropolitan focus groups held in old brothels. If you are an older male past the age of 35 showing Letenjistlic symptoms, then you are considered to be at risk of Letenjazstlia, or "the yazz-lia". Since early Mesopotamia, Letengistles and yazz-lias have occupied most of the major Quiznos and Chili's Restaurants - in fact, they now own all of them.
They are seen within the major digital epicenters, like Pokemon GO! Raid Gyms, or YouTube hangout rooms.
If you feel you have Letenjistlic symptoms:
1. Take a walk wearing khakis and a turtleneck, but not blindfolded.
2. Take your right index finger, coat it in peanut butter, say nothing to your co-workers. All day. When the days over, go wash your hands because that's gross. Then, throw out the paper towels you used. Then, drive safely home, this time with gusto. Don't make that usual meal for dinner - instead, fast and/or silently demonstrate outside of a Quiznos or Chilis.
3. Go to your local KOHLS, walk up to the cashier with no items and say "Do it" in a Darth Sidius accent, then walk out the doors like you own the place.
They are seen within the major digital epicenters, like Pokemon GO! Raid Gyms, or YouTube hangout rooms.
If you feel you have Letenjistlic symptoms:
1. Take a walk wearing khakis and a turtleneck, but not blindfolded.
2. Take your right index finger, coat it in peanut butter, say nothing to your co-workers. All day. When the days over, go wash your hands because that's gross. Then, throw out the paper towels you used. Then, drive safely home, this time with gusto. Don't make that usual meal for dinner - instead, fast and/or silently demonstrate outside of a Quiznos or Chilis.
3. Go to your local KOHLS, walk up to the cashier with no items and say "Do it" in a Darth Sidius accent, then walk out the doors like you own the place.
"Holy cow, is that a Letenjistle on that tightrope?"
"Linda, Joey from F.R.I.E.N.D.S. might be gay, do you think I'm Letenjistlic?
"Take your BLT and go back to Letenjistlia!"
"Linda, Joey from F.R.I.E.N.D.S. might be gay, do you think I'm Letenjistlic?
"Take your BLT and go back to Letenjistlia!"
by Bellblinkerblootifulbutt February 16, 2024
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A teacher / molester who brings sorrow and pain to others around and likes children and favors women
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