Landon

And inbred bitch,uglyass hoe, dumbass motherfucker

IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
IT'S NOT THAT BAD AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A LANDON
YOU'RE RIGHT

by 1.2.3@bc April 15, 2020

Landon

He got a nice booty. They also can make you laugh when you are feeling down. They enjoy big warm hugs.

Hey Landon what have you eaten today

by Karlz Disney April 16, 2020

landon

A big fat simp

Who's that guy always shirt chasing?
Oh that's just landon

by Sasha Nitz April 25, 2020

Landon

Landon is a charming man with a smile that can light up the room. Landon is very caring and sympathetic, but still always manages to have a good time. Another thing that attracts the ladies to Landon is his tendency to have a big penis, length and girth.

Girl: Damn look at that guy over there! So dreamy!
Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.

by sixtynine ways to eat April 27, 2020

Landon

Landon is a kid that is short and will do cocaine and smoke. He will get girls but will break their heart after, he's that basic white boy that dreams to be the second Shawn Mendas. He'd go to 711 every now and then to buy coke and Dr. Pepper.

Henry: is that Landon?
Jason: I think, why is he getting cocaine...he looks like he's only 12

by ThePersonWhoMakesDefinitons May 17, 2020

Landon

The ultimate simp typa guy with deep grey eyes, abs, and a good heart.

“Wrestle landon to the ground”

by gangganglupa May 18, 2020

Landon

Such a handsome cutie. Never want to let him go. He may seem mean at first but when you get to know him you will think he is your world. With his deep blue eyes you will fall in love with just one glance. Taller than others star football and basketball star you will think he is a reality prince charming. You will think i will never get a chance with him. But wait, you never know until you try.

Girl1- Who is he, his eyes are so blue.
Girl2- Oh that is Landon he is like a prince charming.

by Meals104 May 19, 2020