A big asshole who tells his ex girlfriend that her current boyfriend died and had her crying all night long (small dick too)
by Honey ❤️❤️❤️ April 14, 2019
Get the Landonmug. Landon is a really cool guy who likes to hangout with his friends. Has amazing spelling and gets all the girls. Been playing Minecraft since alpha and is amazing at rainbow six siege.
by TyLeee August 10, 2020
Get the Landon deshotelsmug. by Urbandictionary man January 17, 2024
Get the Landon savinomug. A Landon is an incredibly kind, intelligent and hilarious guy. He loves a challenge and will work hard to overcome it. He is a deep lover of animals and the most loyal friend you could ever have. He is incredibly handsome though his feet smell. But that is curable. If you find a Landon you know you are with someone who will always take care of you. Keep that boi.
Girl: Have you met Landon? He's a little weird, but I think I like him.
Boy: Yeah, he's cool. You should date him. I hear he works at the bowling alley.
Boy: Yeah, he's cool. You should date him. I hear he works at the bowling alley.
by fannybanny September 24, 2023
Get the Landonmug. A medium sized human that tends to lurk around corners. This being can be seen procrastinating all of their Social Studies assignments with their partner in crime. They are described as a medium sized male with dark-black hair.
by Simbason June 14, 2023
Get the Landon Hodgesmug. Also. To have committed a Royce Landon is to have taken a bag of unpopped popcorn and inserted into a gerbil. After insertion, you must place gerbil into microwave. After all kernels have popped (you will know after the kernels only pop every 3 seconds), you must take gerbil out of microwave. Let gerbil remains cool as well as popcorn (note: preferred popcorn is Orville Redenbacher extra butter). After cooling, find unsuspecting girl at seedy bar. Ask her out for popcorn. When given the affirmative, throw bag of gerbil laced popcorn at her and say, "You've been Royce Landoned!!!!!, you are covered in gerbil popcorn, nobody wants you now except me, lets go do it." If subject says no (unlikely), go straight to pet store, buy gerbil and use another of the Orville Redenbacher extra butter packs(3 per box). Repeat above task. Enjoy!
by Landon.Royce.edu February 20, 2009
Get the royce landonmug. This is the type of guy who sucks but can be cool and annoying in the end but their your friend so you gotta hate them jkjk
Look there is my friend landon
by Mr.sillybottoms July 25, 2019
Get the Landonmug.