stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle

to go crazy; to go nuts (informal)
to have a temper tantrum or a fit of rage

When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.

by giovany August 7, 2006

Srinath Kotte

Funny funnny guy who makes weird sounds. A freakin' genius and a great friend!

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

balloon knot

Comical term for ones anus. Other known alias's/AKA's: tar star, mahogany knot, harvest moon, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.

Peggy Sue's balloon knot was well manicured and smelled like fresh ground coffee...

by Samhain_Knight October 20, 2004

Kotty

To be a big booty hoe, or to have that ass

Jessica sure is a Kotty!

by Arecus12 April 24, 2015

swollen balloon knot

The end result of excessive anal penetration.

Johnny's swollen balloon knot caused him to walk like a pigeon!!!

by Catepillar Kubota June 3, 2007

Knotted

British slang, not that common any more.
An insult, Knotted makes reference to either your guts or your willy. Always acompanied by 'Get...'.

"Get Knotted, you bastard".
"He can go get Knotted".

by Eamon Hale August 9, 2004

knots

a roll of 20 dollar bills equal to 100 dollars

he was trying to fake knots with a stack of 1s

by Hafer July 24, 2006