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shlong knocker

Kleyber is such a shlong knocker
by poonhound9921013 December 14, 2015
mugGet the shlong knockermug.

hob-knocker

he hob-knocker me
by babydragon2101 May 6, 2018
mugGet the hob-knockermug.

Knockers and Mash

When a really fucked up Canadian guy, perhaps he might go by the name of Mo or Dan wants to tit fuck his date by mashing his member between them. If he is hungry afterwards he may decide to eat some sausage with mashed potatoes.
Andy (he could also be called Andy) couldn't find his condom so he went for knockers and mash.
by Uncle PP December 6, 2017
mugGet the Knockers and Mashmug.

knockered

"my dog is going to the vet tomorrow to get knockered." "if his girlfriend finds out what he did he'll end up knockered."
by slippery giblets September 26, 2018
mugGet the knockeredmug.

Slobber Knockered

A state of being extremely intoxicated to the point there is loss of motor function.
Sorry Jimmy I couldn’t answer your call last night I was really slobber knockered
by Slobbered and Knockered January 16, 2021
mugGet the Slobber Knockeredmug.

biscuit knocker

It is a dumb biscuit also known as a fucking retard
"Hey did you see Jaden over there", "yea he's such a biscuit knocker"
by Tr@$h January 23, 2021
mugGet the biscuit knockermug.

goblin knocker

A goblin who knocks on the door looking for treats on Halloween if you don't have candy you're in for a very bad trick!
Hey Jared?
Jared:what's up?
Did you save some candy for the goblin knocker?
by Randomhungryrat May 14, 2024
mugGet the goblin knockermug.

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