shlong knocker

A flaming homo looking for random dicks in the club

Kleyber is such a shlong knocker

by poonhound9921013 December 14, 2015

hob-knocker

crap whith nuts

he hob-knocker me

by babydragon2101 May 6, 2018

Knockers and Mash

When a really fucked up Canadian guy, perhaps he might go by the name of Mo or Dan wants to tit fuck his date by mashing his member between them. If he is hungry afterwards he may decide to eat some sausage with mashed potatoes.

Andy (he could also be called Andy) couldn't find his condom so he went for knockers and mash.

by Uncle PP December 6, 2017

knockered

having testicles removed.

"my dog is going to the vet tomorrow to get knockered." "if his girlfriend finds out what he did he'll end up knockered."

by slippery giblets September 26, 2018

Slobber Knockered

A state of being extremely intoxicated to the point there is loss of motor function.

Sorry Jimmy I couldn’t answer your call last night I was really slobber knockered

by Slobbered and Knockered January 16, 2021

biscuit knocker

It is a dumb biscuit also known as a fucking retard

"Hey did you see Jaden over there", "yea he's such a biscuit knocker"

by Tr@$h January 23, 2021

goblin knocker

A goblin who knocks on the door looking for treats on Halloween if you don't have candy you're in for a very bad trick!

Hey Jared?
Jared:what's up?
Did you save some candy for the goblin knocker?

by Randomhungryrat May 14, 2024