knock on wood

Getting punched in the dick during an erection.

The definition of knock on wood is pretty straightforward.

by Kirito Ice August 22, 2018

Knock My Hustle

when homeboy messes wit my hustle; messes it up mane like u know actin like he runnin ish; i wish a playa would...

when kid come on my turf; act like he's running ish... its over man im serious... knock my hustle yeah right.... haha

by mofogangsta October 4, 2012

knock it down

A way to ask a woman to beat you off.

Honey, look at this morning wood I have, do you want to knock it down?

by Yabun February 6, 2008

Knock-off cow

Someone who LIVES off knock offs of famous designers, and yet go around boasting that they're filthy rich 'cuz they wear "designer" clothes. (You gotta have a good eye to spot these "cows" out)

(Olivia walks into school showing off her fake knock off Prada bag)
Teresa- She thinks she got everyone fooled.
Haylie- Bitch.
Teresa- The dumbass, is a knock-off cow.
Haylie- Yeah, everything she's worn this year is fake.
Teresa- Yup her hair is a knock off of paris Hilton's extention line.
Haylie- (gasp) Damn Knock-off cow!

by Movie girl February 4, 2010

knock your ankles loose

code for having sex with someone, fucking her so good you knock her ankles loose

Im about to knock your ankles loose when i see you.

by terrela November 6, 2017

school of hard knocks

not half as funny as the prequel "school of hard knockers" starring michael cain as the college jock.

the dean : JOCKSON!
cain: your only supposed to blow the bloody dorrs off,man.

by scott van winkle June 18, 2004

cock knock

To recieve a blow (usually to the head) for wronging another for some reason.

Mr. Robinson made a crude joke to his master and recieved a prompt cold cock knock to the face sending him flying across the room.

by Cowking May 31, 2004