raw knob

When a girl gives a guy a fast handjob with no spit or lube. layer by layer, she's stripping the penis head of its skin. When she's done you'll have a sexy, bloody, skinless dick.

"Man, why's they're blood on your pants, you on your period?" "No, Barb came over last night... she gave me a raw knob."

by Sgt.UnicornAnus January 18, 2017

Grave knobbing

An act which takes place in a cemetery in front of a gravestone. The horny man digs a small hole in the ground in front of the gravestone then places a fleshlight in it. He then proceeds to fuck the fleshlight really hard while making eye contact with the gravestone of a loved one. A true definition of pure love.

My weekend was great thanks! I went and visited my beloved wife Ruth at the cemetery and had a good ole' grave knobbing!

by Parksman0606 February 8, 2019

Insufferable knob

An obnoxious buffoon with little to no decorum, who is prone to loud outburst of ill-informed opinion.

Dean: “Did you see Emad aggressively cheering for his fantasy team over the Hawks?”

Me: “Yeah I know, when he drinks tequila he is an insufferable knob”

by Bitchbag69 December 5, 2022

knob humper

A complete moron, idiot or tard. Adapted from the movie "Dodgeball" when the coach tells the team they look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob.

What in the hell have those knob humpers screwed up now?

by Irrational Idiot December 14, 2007

Cheesy knob

Where you have been having sex with someone and you don’t wash your knob for a long while then cheese starts to come out the bellend of it and grow around the bellend then it gives off a cheeeeees smell as if your eating a toasty

Cheesy knob Kevin I could almost make a cheese toasty aff that knob a urs get it washed ya smelly belly

by VXCASXV January 25, 2021

Knob the builder

Place your knob inside a vice, make small but painful paper cuts along the head.
Douse salt water all over it whilst twisting the vice making it tighter.

Marcus and Dave were bored and decided to try Knob the Builder.

by Burntbattenberg August 17, 2020

Knob cheese

The cheese that builds up behind ones foreskin in hot weather

Bro that knob cheese is super rank

by Sneakysnek909 March 23, 2021