bores the knickers off me

not to be taken literally...knickers stay firmly on...but you are just very very bored...out of your mind bored...

NB opposite of laugh the knickers off me

NB could also replace knickers with tits

Victoria Beckham bores the knickers off me...

by baglady2713 May 12, 2009

fart knocker

n. 1. one who knocks farts
2. one who has the ability to penetrate gas with solid
3. one who can walk through a green cloud with no ill
effects
4. one who thinks he/she has discovered a door, only to
realize later that it was a fart
5. a brown, smelly ghost
6. one who uses: lol, ur, prolly, teh, etc.

Bruce: Knock knock.
Bob: Who's there.
Bruce: Fart.
Bob: Fart who?
Bruce: Fart Knocker.
Bob: Fuck you.

by camp lickalotta March 13, 2008

hob-knocker

something gross and illegal.

"He called me a hob-knocker. I don't even know what that means!"

by most epic person February 7, 2009

knockers

that dealie on the door at an old lady's house.

I grabbed that old lady's knockers hard and slammed them against the door.

by T-Bone May 12, 2004

fart knocker

Someone who gives it up the ass

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

hob-knocker

A particularly mischievous type of hob-goblin, a prankster

iCarly episode that references a "hob-knocker" as one of the characters.

by For Real, Dude October 9, 2011

boot knocker

One who knocks the boots. See knocking boots.

"I am a responsible boot knocker."

by lrsdude November 4, 2004