dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

by von groovy June 28, 2017

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

by adnan0007 October 10, 2022

Kitchener

Kitchener, a city located about an hour and a half drive from Toronto, Canada.

Also known as “KW” (Kitchener Waterloo) “519” (Area code) or “226”.

There’s three main places where shit happens in Kitchener, downtown, Chandler and Howe area and Fairview mall area.

Although shit goes down in other places this is where most of it goes down.

Kitchener people have adopted other cities’ slang and other countries words, Kitchener slang is a mix of Bronx and Toronto slang with parts of Caribbean and African slang.

“Kitchener is basically Toronto’s little brother”

by 226god July 22, 2019

Soup kitchen

When a group of young inbreds participate in anal sex in a white Lexus

Aww fuck young inbreds and the boys had a soup kitchen in my Lexus

by William Anderson December 6, 2022

Country Kitchen

Incorrect way to say “Dutch oven”

Amanda gave JJ a Dutch oven but JJ called it a country kitchen and Amanda didn’t understand.

by Amanda1215 December 26, 2020

soup kitchen

parker a bitch n needs to shave

parker a soup kitchen

by parker2123 January 9, 2025

jake kitchen

Jake is a very nice and funny person, but when you have a girlfriend he tends to get flirty with them. or hell tell you they don't love you. Jake takes a long time to get a girlfriend, but when they do it's the one! He's not good at Fortnite but good enough to play arena with. overall Jake is a good friend, but don't take him any places with out his car with him.

friend 1: Hey Jake Kitchen get on the car
friend 2: yeah come on Jake
Jake kitchen: no I'm walking

by yeats-dogs-puppy December 1, 2023