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Karma

The shit that you get your face in when you put that shit in someone's.

It is sometimes called the law of boomerang.
Karmahadjenhadan: I am the mighty magician that makes everyone go to shit.
You: Yay
Katmahadjenhadan: *puts spell on you
You: Yay
*Trips on spike.
Someone: Karma!
Karmahamrunemanitrian: Maibeh da hanz Zanvaay Syndrome?
Someone: Ewww. You are shreaky heck!
by Borislav February 15, 2017
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karma

Karma is a figment of peoples' imaginations, originally used by Hindus to get out of paying debts in a present incarnation and promising to repay them in a future incarnation. Of course, the debts were never repaid, and common usage came to define karma as bad things happening to people who owed debts from past incarnations. Eventually it was expanded to include explaining why good things happened to people who seemed undeserving of having luck. They MUST HAVE done something in a past life to have such luck in this life. Common usage further expanded this meaning to the point where we alive today use karma as an excuse for people having inexplicably good or bad luck.
Karma is just another word meaning coincidence or luck that happens in any person's lifetime. Like other usurped words, the meanings are changed to suit our own purposes. If Karma existed, Western based cultures would never have taken over North and South America from their aboriginal people, using actions like giving away blankets filled with smallpox, trading beads for entire tracts of lands, providing liquor to people who had no tolerance, decimating the main food source of the plains peoples, outright murdering whole villages, and attempting genocide by sending aboriginal children to residential schools where they were physically, mentally, and sexually abused and then saying, "Oops, we screwed up! Sorry," and as penance giving harmed individuals money when clean water, arable land, and help to recover the art of child-raising were so badly needed to keep aboriginal children from needlessly committing suicide , you can bet if Karma existed white people would have been wiped off the face of this planet. Meanwhile, unlike whites, people of colour would do whatever it took to help white people survive. No, there is no such thing as karma, and we white folk should be very glad there isn't.
by rawgod June 18, 2018
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Karma Cap

When one forms a triangle with their hands and place it above their heads to prevent bad luck.

Usually a sports affiliated gesture that is done more out of routine than superstition.
Jake always place a karma cap above his head when talking about the championship game because he doesn't want give his team bad luck.
by Sflow69 May 6, 2016
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karma cooter

Karma Cooter: a female vag, that has a unwanted infection of any sort... after many nights of having one night stands.
Stacy is so gross, she has that karma cooter after cheating on Jeff.
by renaud22 January 30, 2017
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Karma

Karma has two different definitions, Reddit terms and when some Karen gets mad then suddenly a bird just craps on her
You posted a good meme and got a lot of karma
by Eeveesherd November 30, 2020
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karma count

A user's karma count is how much a user contributed on reddit account and how much upvotes he gets
Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count
by •MJ.MM• December 21, 2020
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