The Kevin Spacey defense

When you get called on doing something illegal or deplorable and come out as gay to deflect blame.

I hear that crazy guy that killed a bunch of people used the Kevin Spacey defense. What a hero.

by Keksperanto November 2, 2017

Kevin

A guy whose name has nothing to do with penises

What is up with these penis definitions for kevin?

by JimmyDinh October 23, 2011

Kevin

hottest guy on earth. all the girls want him. very SEXY!!! lets make out with kevin. i love kevin. why is kevin so perfect and handsome.

omg i wish im kevins girlfriend!!!!

by supercling123 June 28, 2011

kevin garnett

awesome basketball player that is black as night

i closed my eyes and saw kevin garnett

by stan April 12, 2006

kevin

a male that performs great intercourse on a female

the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me

by kkgg73 January 13, 2008

Kevin Jonas

Lead guitarist of the teen pop sensation The Jonas Brothers, Kevin is basically the perfect male. Not only is he gorgeous, but he is also talented in the art of guitar-playing, has strong morals, which is very admirable in this day and age, and is the sweetest guy to ever walk the planet.

Teen Girl #1: Oh my gosh, I love Nick Jonas with all of my heart!

Teen Girl #2: I'm going to have Joe Jonas's babies!

Teen Girl #3: Guys, Nick and Joe are pretty cool, but Kevin Jonas is clearly the epitome of perfection.

by ErinFTW February 25, 2008

Kevin

A Kevin is someone who consistently or greatly shows a complete lack of intelligence through incompetence of social and societal norms, or is purposefully antagonistic in their poor decision making. Remember the kid in your class who would constantly get in trouble for really dumb things? He was probably a Kevin. Family members, friends, coworkers, and classmates can all become Kevins.

Goddamnit Kevin!

by Imcliche November 13, 2019