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Joseph Adam Jonas

A GOD!
Every teenage girl would bow at his feet.
And if he said breathing wasn't cool, 90% of teenage girls would drop dead. That's how much of a heartthrob he is.
He is the hottest thing on this planet.
He is in a band which consists of Paul Kevin Jonas II, Nicholas Jerry Jonas, and himself as the Jonas Brothers.

"The hottest boy band in the United States."
No joke.

You will orgasm by the sight of him, and the sound of his voice will make you melt into a puddle of love.
He's THAT amazing.

Another thing...
we gaurantee that his next girlfriend will be murdered my a mass number of Jonas fans.
No doubt about it.

So ladies... watch out.
"Joseph Adam Jonas? Don't you mean THE SEXIEST MAN TO WALK THE FACE OF THIS EARTH?!"
by MinaGoedker June 29, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are a Christian Rock band from Wyckoff, New Jersey.

They started their careers when the youngest Jonas, Nicholas, who is currently 14, got signed to a recording contract with INO/Columbia Records.

Soon after, the record label heard a song that Nicholas had written with his brothers, Joseph and Kevin. The record label soon signed them as a brother group.

The rest it history.
by Popfan December 10, 2006
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Jonas Brothers

Consists of three band members. Nicholas Jerry Jonas;14, Joseph Adam Jonas;17,and Paul Kevin Jonas II,19. Discovered when youngest Jonas, Nicholas, recorded "A Christmas Prayer", written with his father. Columbia Records offered him a record deal after hearing the song. Joseph and Paul(goes by Kevin) asked if they could write a song with Nicholas, and they did, because they're all best friends as well as brothers. They wrote a song called Please Be Mine, and the rest is history:)
Paso Robles Mid-State Fair Jonas Brothers Concert 7/30/07:)
by Morgan0102 August 4, 2007
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Jonas Bahn

Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Where are your fingers? Seriously. It's a pretty easy question. You should be able to answer it. But how do you know? How does anyone know anything?

You might say, well, I know where my fingers are. I'm looking right at them. Or, I can touch them, I can feel them, they're right here and that's good. Your senses are a great way to learn things. In fact, we have way more than the usual five senses we talk about. For instance, your kinesthetic sense, proprioception. This is what the police evaluate during a field sobriety test. It allows you to tell where your fingers and arms and head and legs in your body is all in relation to each other without having to look or touch other things. We have way more than five senses, we have at least twice as many and then some. But they're not perfect.

There are optical illusions, audio illusions, temperature sensation illusions, even tactile illusions. Can you turn your tongue upside down? If so, perfect. Try this. Run your finger along the outer edge of the tip of your upside down tongue. Your tongue will be able to feel your finger, but in the wrong place. Our brains never needed to develop an understanding of upside down tongue touch. So, when you touch the right side of your tongue when it's flipped over to your left side you perceive a sensation on the opposite side, where your tongue usually is but isn't when it's upside down. It's pretty freaky and cool and a little humbling, because it shows the limits of
by Da Wisest Of Dem All December 8, 2017
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jonahvan

Memelord, always brings a meme into every conversation.
Man 1: My dog scra-

Jonahvan: DA TING GO SKRAAAA
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Jonah Falcon

The dark lord, it explains it's self
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jonáh

a cute , fun , nice girl who is chill don’t start drama and loves to eat
I am Jonáh and im a bad bitch..
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