Johnny Cash Friday

Any Friday you work when you were promised a the day off. You fell like you are in prison and listen to Johnny Cash prison songs all day.

The inverse of Bon Jovi Friday

They said this job would be four tens but now I'm working four tens and Johnny Cash Fridays!

by Major Kong October 5, 2009

Johny No Nuts

Someone who has weak skills when it comes to FPS (First Person Shooters) and is picked on constantly. Often shot in the head or croch region.

Gamer 1: Dude did you see Eff_Bomb12??! He got smoked!

Gamer 2: Heck yeah...

Gamer 1: Effing "Johny No Nuts"

by puddin828 October 19, 2009

Johnny Moonshine

Louisiana-born Blues, Metal, and Southern Rock singer/frontman

There's new music on the Official Johnny Moonshine myspace page

by CoHa January 16, 2010

Johnny Text

A reply to a text that is simply a 'K', especially if your text was an entire sentence

You: "I'm giving birth! Quick call the medics for me I used up all my minutes!!"
Johnny Texter: "k"

You: "A long elaborate well thought out text"
Johnny texter: "k"

by Annoyed4040404 March 6, 2011

Johnny and the Persian

The act of receiving/providing oral sex (fellatio) on the beach from a dark-skinned or hairy stranger. (ie exhibitionism)

I totally saw your buddy playing Johnny and the Persian with the hot dog stand guy at English Bay.

by Pudgecraft September 24, 2011

Johnyia

Rare name. She is Thick as Fuck. Wifey Material. Perfect lover in action. Stays loyal to her one.

"Mane when I grow up , I want a Johnyia in my life."

by bigjoker4me August 28, 2016

Johny

Johny is a crazy, sexy, ambitious, fearless, amazing man. He is the one that will climb a 50 story building and jump into a pool off of the roof. He is hard-core and frankly the sexiest man you’ll ever meet. He’s unique, creative, and hard-working too. Nothing can get in his way when it comes to what he wants to do. When he sets his mind to something, he does it.

Basically, a Johny is a BADASS.

Daamnnnn Johny is a badass bro. He gives zero fucks but all fucks at once.

by juicyjuiceguy March 27, 2019