japanese safety boots

Australian thongs 🩴

Home work attire

Mowed the lawn today in my Japanese safety boots

by Tidymyroom March 13, 2021

japanese fire cracker

When a male is performing anal sex on a female (specifically in the reverse cowgirl, or the missionary position) and the female proceeds to extricate feces in the midst of anal sex onto the males genitalia

Him: Hey babe you want to try the Japanese fire cracker?

Her: yeah sure I haven’t shat in 3 days let’s do this

by Wacka flockin November 1, 2017

japanese bullet train

Another way of saying diarrhea.

"Oh No! I feel as if the Japanese Bullet Train is coming to town! Get me to a toilet, quick!"

by Perskakras December 19, 2014

japanese oil change

when during a gang bang a bunch of guys cum all over a girl and in a cup then remove the cum off of the girl proceed to put the cum that was on the girl into the cup, then place a funnel into her pussy and finally pour the cum down the funnel

On his trip to Tokyo john and bill went to an orgy and gave a chick a japanese oil change

by shadowfox001 June 9, 2010

Japanese Rain Goggles

Fictitious sexual act performed on the TV show Two and A Half Men. In the episode, Charlie Sheen's character refers to his new girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, giving him Japanese Rain Goggles. In the context you are to assume this is like a Dirty Sanchez, Dutch Oven, or similar act.

She was unbelievable in bed. She just gave me a set of Japanese Rain Goggles, like I've never had before.

by Madeyoulookituptoo November 30, 2010

Japanese are penetrating the Jungle

Adjective/Verb

The act of a woman menstrating. The jungle being the womans pubic hair covered vagina. The Japanese being the red spot of blood on the underwear due to the fact that the Japanese flag is a white background with a Red sun/circle on it.

I was eating her out and the Japanese were penetrating the jungle.

What duh fizuck! Get off muh lap, yo japanese be penetratin' yo jungle hoe!

by Mr. Linoge March 10, 2005

japanese dating simulators

what desperate n00bs and nerds turn to when they eventually realize that they are never gonna get a girlfriend.

Mother "Eduardo, what ae you doing? It's time for dinner"
Eduardo Mom, can you just save it for later. I'm playing my Japanese dating simulator.
Mother "Not again, I thought we had this talk"

by gnarly sasquatch May 23, 2005