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jacob robertson

Jacob robertson is the best person you will ever meet. He is better than vishy at almost everything. He is able to get pussy like it’s Oreos at Lucky dollar. He is friends with robert the sam eater and Vishy the person that gets 59 on his math test
Jacob robertson is better than vishy at life
by bocaJ nostreboR October 27, 2020
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Col. Jacobson

a pseudonym that people usually use, whenever they want to post racist comments about black people on a porn site. (most commonly seen on xnxx.com)
(guy reading comments on porn site): "Man, this Col. Jacobson is a racist mudafucker, fuck him!"
by Laskou January 14, 2011
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Dirty Jacob

a half man half wolf who battles vampires and tries to get with underage girls all the while he secretly is masterbating to his memory of Edward with no shirt on.
Dude you know that guy from twilight?

Who Jacob?

Yah he is such a Dirty Jacob! I even cought him fondling my nutsack last night.
by JuniorBaconCheeseBelly July 13, 2010
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Jacob Walters

A Kind Harted Person, With A Huge Personality, That Is Not Afraid Of The World And Loves Life, And is Very Good Looking.
by Alexandria Asking October 10, 2011
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Jacob

Smart and handsome. Attracts all the girls. He always knows what to say and can make you laugh.
Jacob is my boyfriend.
by yo bro so go away October 13, 2020
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jacobo amador

Is a young god that lived in the year 3000 b.c were he ruled over all and was looked up to as a inspiration for the people in his time.
Jacobo Amador was a god that was feared by everything and everyone
by Doeboy402 December 12, 2015
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Jacob Cochran

A complete douche, favorite phrase, "Stop being a bitch". Has a fetish for Asian girls and Alabama hot pockets.
Why's she dating a Jacob Cochran? She deserves a real man.
by A trustable weeb June 8, 2016
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