Tight Cannabanus

The act of blowing smoke up someone's anus utilizing a crazy straw and proceeding to blow it straight into a separate individuals mouth with a powerful fart.

Dude, Brandon totally pulled the ol' Tight Cannabanus with Mia last night.

by Avi Avi February 1, 2021

Tight eight

When you are less than 8 cums in and the body just isn’t doing it for you anymore. Back to the park I go. If I don’t get my tight eight I’m quite the grump.

You don’t want to run into me unless I’ve had my tight eight.

by Babababa420 January 14, 2023

College Tights

Brightly coloured and patterned tights or leggings worn over the legs, normally with a skirt or shorts worn over the top, to school or college.

Derick: "Hey, there is Megan."
*Megan walks in wearing a short skirt and brightly couloured, floral patterned tights*
Megan: "Hey!"
Derick: "Interesting tights..."
Megan: "These are my college tights, bright and eye-catching."

by EmilyAS November 15, 2011

Mic tight

Someone who raps or sings really well. Someone who isn't a star yet but could be.

That chicks singing/rapping is Mic tight or so Mic tight she/he could record a record.

by JayTee76 November 21, 2019

Tight cheeks

To be overcome by nerves and perform poorly.

It’s game 7 of the NBA Finals and there is guaranteed to be tight cheeks abound.

by jim jeffcoat August 19, 2021

Tight butthole

Best butthole ever in all the land

Jenny's vagina was hella tight butthole

by Festering moist bologna June 10, 2018

Tight lung

When you take a rancid hit out of a water pipe and experience instant wheezing.

Somebody passed me the bong with a dirty mid-grade buffalo fart in it and I instantly got tight lung.

by Money Bum January 2, 2010