diary issue

a personal problems that's not shared with anybody else except you....

it can also be recognised as a secret........

you don't need to tell it since it's a diary issue, just keep it to yourself

by Naughtydude January 14, 2020

Abandonment issues

Someone who is scared/worried of someone might be abandoning them.

Sometimes leads to attachment issues.

Ex1 : You might have abandonment issues.

Ex2: It may lead to abandonment issues.

Ex3:He's the reason why you have abandonment issues.

by GeyGuy October 3, 2023

gameplay issues

Gameplay issues are problems caused by @dktapps because he is too lazy implementing proper gameplay or gameplay features.

Those gameplay issues are implemented features ~ @dktapps

by cakecakecakecakecakecake March 3, 2017

Skill Issue

A skill issue is a failure because of a lack of skill. This phrase can very easily anger gamers.

Person 1: This boss is really hard, any tips?
Person 2: Skill issue
Person 1: Ok you piece of shit you listen here-

by That's not very paragon! July 30, 2023

Macroeconomic issues

What mega billionaire CEOs say when their business starts losing money because of incompetent decisions during a recession.

I take FULL responsibility for making this decision. But unfortunately 1100 of you have to be laid off because of macroeconomic issues.

by public2 November 12, 2022

Hanger Issues

When you’re hungry and angry, ( Hangry) but you are upset with the meal, so you reject the meal by throwing it, or slamming it on someone or something.

Customer: I asked for extra ketchup! Why did you add so much extra ketchup!! ( Slams burger on counter) .

Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!

Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.

Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!

Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)

Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!

by EM6988 October 19, 2023

Glonzo Issue

A political concern held by a significant portion of low-information voters in a given electorate that either completely misidentifies the cause of a real problem or is based on fears that have no basis in reality. Named after a joke on Bluesky about 25% of people believing a creature called "Glonzo" chewing through power lines causes high electricity prices.

Climate change is real, but half the base thinks it's caused by space lasers. It's a total Glonzo issue.

by Lilith_NightRose July 11, 2025