Shoes you wear to a public bathroom when you expect to take a spectacular, noisy, or painful bowel movement, so that other bathroom users can't identify you by your feet.
Person A -- I've got to leave work early today.
Person B -- Why?
Person A -- I ate Chipotle for lunch and I forgot to pack my decoy shoes.
Person B -- Why?
Person A -- I ate Chipotle for lunch and I forgot to pack my decoy shoes.
by Burn Your Ships September 27, 2013
by schlongmeister November 03, 2015
by Starmoonshine June 09, 2009
a shoe that you give someone giving them your love. like a promise ring but more loving because it is like cinderella.
by Catherine Broddy May 24, 2020
This is someone who has intense emotional issues. You do not want to be involved with a person with special shoes.
She wears special shoes.
by ILL-MATIC May 26, 2007
Damn, if I had gotten here one minute sooner, I would have been able to grab the last maple bar... should have put a little shoe on the gas.
by Jnizzlemybizzlefoshizzle January 23, 2018
Taliban Shoe
Irish Idiom
An item, interest, or hobby that when brought up is extremely socially difficult to explain
Irish Idiom
An item, interest, or hobby that when brought up is extremely socially difficult to explain
by neoveci August 30, 2021