italian lip wax

the act of cleaning your dick off of semen on the upper lip of man/woman/animal/yourself(if necessary)

I gave myself a great italian lip wax.

by PJCS2 November 28, 2009

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Arse wax

Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly scented with Eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & unsightly clag-nuts.

Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse wax!

by Bagpuss the nonce March 17, 2003

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Duck Wax

The sweaty slime that builds up around a males nut sack.

Brad: I need to take a shower man, I have major duck wax.
Girlfriend: OHHH SICK!
Brad: *giggles*

by Cannabeth November 13, 2011

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Wang Wax

when a man refuse to wash his swamp balls and a soapy substance forms and solidifies into nasty clump of dick cacoon

His junk was so nasty it hung from his taint like a bowling ball of wang wax

by StumpyStumps June 26, 2010

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Wax on, Wack off

When a guy gets hot molten wax (from a lit candle) dripped on his junk as a means of sexual stimulation. This is either done by himself or a partner. Alternatively, he can dip just the head of his dick in it, creating something like a wax helmet Especially entertaining is when the dude blows his load, literally popping the helmet off like a champagne cork.

Mr. Miyagi: Daniel-san, what fuck you doing??? I told you to wax car!
Daniel: Oh hey Mr. Miyagi, Ali showed me a new move called Wax on, Wack off. You´re gonna love it. Watch this...(KASPLOOG!!!)
Mr. Miyagi: you round-eye little asshole, you messed up Dojo mat. Now I show you new move: OKINAWA NUT TORNADO

by Canowoopass1970 August 26, 2022

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