brown-box

An employer's passive method for saying, "Thanks, but no thanks," when an employee gives two-weeks notice. The employee will walk in one morning to a file box on his or her desk. The box will be used by the employee to pack his or belongings before being escorted out of the building.

I gave the firm my two-weeks notice on Wednesday when I found a better job, and had every intention of working the full notice, but by Friday they had decided just to brown-box me.

by Eener3000 April 27, 2010

box music

Box music is a term that refers to what was once known as alternative music back in the 90's. Nirvana, Pearl Jam, etc. The reason why the term evolved was because in college, students would go outside to smoke, these students would sit around the "call box" used to call up to the dorm room for guests to be let in. These "box people" often listened to this genre of music, thus the term.

Everytime I see Matt, he is listening to that box music on his stereo.

by Twartacus May 8, 2006

Stress box

Public phone in jail that only sends collect calls, and does not receive calls.

After the quake all these sorry suckers jumped on the stress box. Funny chumps.

by CarlitoSheen April 13, 2013

The nothing box

A box that is inside if every man's brain that allows men to think about ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Person one: What are you thinking about?
Person two: Nothing
Person three: (to person two) He's in The nothing box

by GChMp March 8, 2019

box stain

Any stain left by a vagina, or someone so useless and stupid they might as well be viewed as a vaginal secretion.

Simone left a box stain on my comforter and I need to get it out before Lauren comes over.

-or-

I can't believe you are still watching tivo on the sofa. Go to work, box stain!

by n@dogg November 16, 2006

Sus-Box

Sus-Box. The extension of the word Sus. You use "Sus-Box" with closest of friends to reference a suspicious act or activity. Can also be used as "Fool-Box" and "Homie-Box". The -Box suffix is a sacred word derived in the Hancock Park area.

Example: "He said some rasict shit? He's a sus-box!"

by TheBoxPrince March 4, 2022

Wii boxing

The quickest way to end friendships and kick someone's ass without getting hurt. The one game that you can throw your nun chuck and still be considered socially acceptable

I lost my friend to Wii boxing

by 8tb39q4 g March 6, 2020