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Americanically Ignorant

What most americans are. Some who is AI may do any of the following:

1. use "gay" as a general insult.

2.tlkz lik dis on de intrntz.

3. lack basic school knowledge (i met a guy on the internet who didn't know what a compound word is.)

4. hate on famous people (like Justin Beiber) ot of jealousy.

a good place to find peoplet that are AI is Youtube, just look at the comments.
I can't believe i used to be Americanically Ignorant.
by Chowderz April 16, 2011
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Ignoramus

Joe: That penguin just tried to bang me in the ass!
Bob: Yeah, he's a total ignoramus.
by Sergeant Turdwhilst September 29, 2011
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iPod Ignorance

When someone is listening to their iPod instead of enjoying nature.
"Dude, look at that guy taking a walk in the park with his iPod on!"
"Totally man, he's full of iPod ignorance!"
by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009
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Blissful Ignorance

Being able to totally enjoy a situation while knowingly putting off something else.
and Craig said , oh i totally forgot to order your shirt because i was Embossed in the conversation.That was " Blissful Ignorance" on my part , My Bad....
by Mastress September 7, 2009
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Ignorant Ass Syndrome

The New made-up disorder for the not-quite-bright people that are walking around posing as human beings.....
"If you voted for a filthy democrat, just admit that you are a candidate for Ignorant Ass Syndrome!"
by Daughter of a genius September 23, 2013
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ignoramous

Someone who ignores you all day and then expects you to respond and interact with them the second they want you to.
Guy #1 "Hey dude why have you ignored me for the past two hours?"
Guy #2 "................."
Guy #1"Come on man"
Guy #2"................"
Guy #2"Hey man what's up?"
Guy #1"Not much, ignoramous."
by randygertie May 21, 2011
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ignorance is bliss

A phrase often uttered by the female persuasion of the mind. Similar to clichés such as “Everything happens for a reason” and “Red rover, red rover. Send Jimmy on over.”. It is often elaborated on in order to describe a distasteful situation in an enlightening manner. As though such a thing were possible.
Examples

Judy - “I was defiled as a young woman and my father believed the boy’s account of the situation over mine. My grandpa went on to say I was just behaving like a stupid whore to other family members and the community at large. I still associate with my family members and will side with them above any outside influence because Ignorance is Bliss.”

Bill - “Judy would never admit to this because she is in an extreme state of self denial and/or Ignorance is Bliss.”

Stephen - “Bill slept with Judy while we were still together and no one has given an honest account of events. Turns out in my case, Ignorance is bliss. Save for the child.”

Child - “Please shoot yourselves in the head and spare my daddy and the following generations to come, who do not operate under moronic idioms such as Ignorance is Bliss.”

Judge - “If Ignorance is Bliss then there would be legal precedent to abolish the family court system. Can I get a ‘Ya!’ up in this biznitch?!”
by someonesafan80 April 23, 2011
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