Idiot College

Idiot: "I wanna apply fo a job"
Potential Employer: "Which college did you attend?"
Idiot: "UGA, go dawgs arf arf arf arf"
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Potential Employer: "We don't accept people from an idiot college"

by ramblin wreck February 8, 2009

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fucking idiot

A fucking idiot defines the worst kind of person; a person you wouldn't mind running over with a 400 tonne tank while their kids watch the blood and guts fly everywhere in a beautiful explosion. A fucking idiot, resembles someone with Trisomy 21, but with lessend side affects. I mean, they could be retarted, but they're not. There's a reason they call it "fucking idiot" rather than just "idiot". This is because this particular person with an IQ that makes their age probably has that extra twinkle of idiocy. Every word they speak has a tinge of "kick me down the fucking stairs." These fucking idiots make you want to pull your hair out because you rather bleed, and suffer in excruiating pain, if only to experience the sweet release of death, because it is the only way to get away from "fucking idiots". Now don't get the phrase fucking idiot confused. If fucking is used as a verb, this may mean something very different. You may be thinking of someone called an "idiot fucker".

"Hey" said Paul to Stacey, "look at that Jake Paul-er dabbing over there. He's being a fucking idiot!"

by Ah D poo October 9, 2017

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idiot stick

The most menial labor available, involving a stick with bristles at one end, and an idiot at the other. See broom.

"He pushed an idiotstick all day for minimum wage."

by endo August 24, 2004

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idiot

a slow-witted said creature of the said species ‘homosapien’ (human), of which in terms of intelligence, is utterly useless.
will drag the project down when working with an idiocy possessing human whilst in the room of schooling.

✨i d i o t ✨
I have legally created a petition for ‘idiot’ to be registered as an official, distinct homosapien species under the family of hominidae.

i now am currently requesting for you, the petitionee, to calmy acquire of a functional ‘ballpen’ to then simply partake in the signage of this petition.

S I G N A G E C L I C K

by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i drink milk ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ January 11, 2021

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