Do you know who I am?

A line often uttered by self-absorbed asshats who feel they are being wronged by someone in a particular situation. History often proves that these douchebags, who might have an extremely low level of fame that most people are unaware of, are being treated on equal footing with the rest of the general public. This angers them even more.
BOUNCER: You're going to have to leave this club, sir.

DOUCHE: Wait a minute, wait a minute...do you know who I am?

BOUNCER: No. Get the fuck out of my face.
by Slow Motion March 11, 2009
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A spoof, often on a t-shirt, of someone who is so drunk that they begin to confuse words in a sentence with other words, and switch their places, often after an all night party.
"Joe, you can't drive home, you're wasted."
"Yeah, I'll drive you man."
"Nah, guys, don't worry about it. I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
by Conman140069 January 06, 2010
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When Apink's Eunji was singing MAMAMOO's song, "Piano Man". She tried to sing the iconic part "We are MAMAMOO" but she remembered she was from Apink and instead she sang "I am Apink".
"I love Eunji's "We are MAMAMOO! Oh... I am Apink~" is just so cute"
by classcicvelvet December 07, 2019
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A new tie I am wearing

What is said when a man doesn't have any balls, a final admitance of conformity.
"I don't have any nuts, but look, it's a new tie I am wearing?"
by Varris August 29, 2003
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I am broke. I have no bones!

This expression can be used to tell that someone has no money. I am broke there means that there's no money. I have no bones means that there's also no money. Bones means money in American Slang.
by Nabeel, January 15, 2008
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i am full of your crap

NOT a phrase.
only stupid ppl accidentally say it instead of saying i am tired of your crap.
"Jane, i am full of your crap, it's over!"
WRONG.
by smartypantssfghfghjdfg November 12, 2010
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