hood shop

A beauty parlor/shop that is in the hood. Ghetto clientele and enviornment. Hood shop stylists usually do the best weaves, pony tails and short hair.

'Girl, I used to go to the Salon downtown but one of my girls put me up on this hood shop! They be DOIN it!'

by Kels823 October 25, 2005

The hood it not working

What Thai restaurants post on their door to signify a temporary closure of the restaurant. If the manager is out, hood translates to 'head' thus giving more definition to the concept itself. Additionally, the 'it' is a philosophical reference to the state the 'hood' is in. To fully comprehend such sign, read it as "The HEAD IS not working"

Manager/owner is out of town on business for a few days and there is nobody to take over the job. Restaurant will post sign reading: The hood it not working"

by Amale O. November 14, 2007

Atomic In the Hood

Like putting someone In the Hood, but after the victim's hood is up, their hoodie strings are pulled until the hood's opening is almost completely closed. If the hood-er is good, they can get the strings tied before the hood-ee breaks free. It is considered the equivalent of an atomic wedgie for the head. The phrase was coined at Centennial Campus Middle in Raleigh, NC back in 2005.

We ambushed Evan after lunch with an atomic in the hood, and how sweet it was.

by Trilly February 6, 2006

Hooded falcon

An uncircumscised penis, of the noble kind.

The wingspan on that gentleman's hooded falcon had to have been at least 3 feet. I sure hope he fed it recently, as I don't want it to attack my face....

by Poopoopanda July 29, 2013

Clitoral Hood

That perfect part and fold of skin of the female anatomy that sits and protects the most sensitive part of the woman’s vagina . If you are sensitive and handle that hood with care and sensitivity, you’ll have a partner for life.

Hey dude. No wonder why you are single. You’ve got no idea where the clitoral hood is bro!

by Michael Aruba August 19, 2022

hood dickering

To sell a woman to a pimp for drugs

or labor finder for pimps

I've been hood dickering them hoes all day

I've got to hood dicker me some hoes so I can get some more stones

by team boobiez January 12, 2015

Word to hood

Used around friends or group of people to show where you are from. Usually to rep ya shit or the hood youre from. Saying this may end up with somebody dying or going to die.

Yo bro watch ya f*cking mouth, word to hood !

by ImTheRealBigPoppa February 24, 2019