The hood it not working

What Thai restaurants post on their door to signify a temporary closure of the restaurant. If the manager is out, hood translates to 'head' thus giving more definition to the concept itself. Additionally, the 'it' is a philosophical reference to the state the 'hood' is in. To fully comprehend such sign, read it as "The HEAD IS not working"

Manager/owner is out of town on business for a few days and there is nobody to take over the job. Restaurant will post sign reading: The hood it not working"

by Amale O. November 14, 2007

hood shop

A beauty parlor/shop that is in the hood. Ghetto clientele and enviornment. Hood shop stylists usually do the best weaves, pony tails and short hair.

'Girl, I used to go to the Salon downtown but one of my girls put me up on this hood shop! They be DOIN it!'

by Kels823 October 25, 2005

Atomic In the Hood

Like putting someone In the Hood, but after the victim's hood is up, their hoodie strings are pulled until the hood's opening is almost completely closed. If the hood-er is good, they can get the strings tied before the hood-ee breaks free. It is considered the equivalent of an atomic wedgie for the head. The phrase was coined at Centennial Campus Middle in Raleigh, NC back in 2005.

We ambushed Evan after lunch with an atomic in the hood, and how sweet it was.

by Trilly February 6, 2006

Hooded falcon

An uncircumscised penis, of the noble kind.

The wingspan on that gentleman's hooded falcon had to have been at least 3 feet. I sure hope he fed it recently, as I don't want it to attack my face....

by Poopoopanda July 29, 2013

Calum Hood

As he said: Hi I'm Calum Hood, I play bass in a band, 5 seconds of summer.
Source, Cocktail Chats, every fucking episode bc he is afraid that we actually forget who he is

- Oh God, I need 5sos to drop the new Cocktail Chats episode. I need to know who is their bassist. Was it Column? Candle? I forgot his name.
+ Oh, you mean Calum Hood?
- That's what I thought!!

by Martina_loves_drunkSOS July 10, 2018

Licking the hood

It means licking or sucking upper clitoris area.

I was licking the hood and she squeezed her legs together and just about pop my eyes out.

by Hitman1313.4964 March 27, 2020

hood phase

The phase teenagers or young people -- and even some full-blown adults -- have where they act like they're from the hood, they're gangster, tough, etc.

Peter: Is Leonard in Port's hood?
Ray: Yes -- I'd assume...but he could just be going through his hood phase.

by Noideaforapseudonym July 7, 2016