murdering the head

this phrase can be used as a boast or a warning. it refers to the act of using the restroom, leaving both a large amount of excriment and a terrible smell behind.

bro 1:hey bro, where's your bathroom?

bro 2: no bro, dont go in there. i just finished murdering the head.

by sailormanbananaton February 5, 2010

Head Lips

Lips that would obviously give great head by their size and shape.

Yeah, she totally has head lips.

by jem1402 May 24, 2011

lifer head

A term to describe the state of mind resulting from what may be too many years of working closely with and empathizing with incarcerated lifers.

It was clear to me, after receiving my third write-up in less than a year, that I was suffering with an extreme case of lifer head.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2021

Dust-head

A constant closet illicit drug sniffer. Usually crushes OTC drugs but on weekends they go wild with heroin and cocaine. Affecting mostly UK boxers, it makes them experience extraordinary delusions of grandeur, and despite having no belts, they refer to themselves as "lineal champion" or "forever champion" regardless of who actually holds the titles. Ignore the dust head, give them a dollar and do not engage.

"Tyson was a decent fighter, until he became a dust-head"

by The Black Hierarchy July 23, 2019

Spastic Head

Someone who is really dumb in the head, as if they are on crack but they aren't on anything.
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!

Dad: "OI CUNT DO THE DISHES"
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*

by McKFC August 3, 2018

head boop

When a cat rams its face into a place on a person then usually follows through with a whole body side swipe. Face, hand, belly, leg, where ever the cat wants. Its a cat.

My cat head booped me at breakfast and I almost died of the cuteness.

by kittyvannever January 31, 2015

Cinderella head

When a girl is giving a blow job and she gets to the ball.

My chick was giving me road head as I drove over a speed bump and the next thing I knew she was giving me that Cinderella head.

by Oresmelt May 22, 2014