by JarredHD August 19, 2020
Get the Fall Guysmug. A group of about 15 guys from Peachtree City, Georgia notorious for crashing house parties and stealing virginitys. Known to drink incredible amounts of Natty and Keystone and show complete disregard for all humanity.
I came home to a puke stained carpet, cigarette butts on my back porch, a daughter walking bow-legged, beer cans scattered everywhere, and a naked passed out ginger boy on my couch..it must have been Those Guys.
by Points McGee May 18, 2009
Get the Those Guysmug. Also called a "nice guy"
It is some malnourished (either super skinny or super fat) guy who thinks he's so cool and smart when in fact he just sounds like a smartass without being so smart because, you know, he just picks up random, deep words from a Latin dictionary or a game or somewhere else. He usually calls other people names like he's some god or something (also, often he does not believe in God and will always try to bash that "truth" in believers' face). He also tends not to ever think he is wrong.
His usual outfit is any dark clothes that allow him to absorb sunlight like a black hole, so you can expect the worst smells (of unhygienic neck beards and the like) to surround his presence. He also dons and tips the infamous "fedora" (actually a trilby), thinking he looks cool in such a manner.
Usually he is a basement dweller, like, he's some sort of a bottom feeder who feeds on Doritos while humping the hole on the bottom end of a dakimakura pillow (i.e. his waifuu). There are times he wants to impress real girls but always fails because of his plain ugliness inside out. He starts off as a "nice guy" (ergo, earning the alternative name for him) who tries to make the girl "beautiful". Then he proceeds to call her, whom has called them out for being such a creep, a big slut who only wants to date the douchebag (i.e. more attractive and probably more tolerable male).
It is some malnourished (either super skinny or super fat) guy who thinks he's so cool and smart when in fact he just sounds like a smartass without being so smart because, you know, he just picks up random, deep words from a Latin dictionary or a game or somewhere else. He usually calls other people names like he's some god or something (also, often he does not believe in God and will always try to bash that "truth" in believers' face). He also tends not to ever think he is wrong.
His usual outfit is any dark clothes that allow him to absorb sunlight like a black hole, so you can expect the worst smells (of unhygienic neck beards and the like) to surround his presence. He also dons and tips the infamous "fedora" (actually a trilby), thinking he looks cool in such a manner.
Usually he is a basement dweller, like, he's some sort of a bottom feeder who feeds on Doritos while humping the hole on the bottom end of a dakimakura pillow (i.e. his waifuu). There are times he wants to impress real girls but always fails because of his plain ugliness inside out. He starts off as a "nice guy" (ergo, earning the alternative name for him) who tries to make the girl "beautiful". Then he proceeds to call her, whom has called them out for being such a creep, a big slut who only wants to date the douchebag (i.e. more attractive and probably more tolerable male).
in an SMS thread
Guy: Hey, beautiful. *bows and kisses your hand*
Girl: Uhm. Hi?
Guy: Hehe. I noticed your beauty that stood among the others at WalMart last night. I cannot help but listen to your little talk with the caramel-colored female so I can get your number.
Girl: Stop that. I have a boyfriend.
Guy: You sure you don't want to be treated like a woman? He will leave you, I won't. Also, nice pair of bosoms you have. Mind if I see them?
Girl: Nice try, fedora guy, but no
Guy: Hehe. *kisses your cheek*
Girl:
Girl:
Girl:
Guy: Hello?
Guy: Still there?
Guy: Lol I was trying to be nice and gentlemanly to you but you choose to fuck the dickhead in your bedroom. Lol. Bye
Guy: Hey, beautiful. *bows and kisses your hand*
Girl: Uhm. Hi?
Guy: Hehe. I noticed your beauty that stood among the others at WalMart last night. I cannot help but listen to your little talk with the caramel-colored female so I can get your number.
Girl: Stop that. I have a boyfriend.
Guy: You sure you don't want to be treated like a woman? He will leave you, I won't. Also, nice pair of bosoms you have. Mind if I see them?
Girl: Nice try, fedora guy, but no
Guy: Hehe. *kisses your cheek*
Girl:
Girl:
Girl:
Guy: Hello?
Guy: Still there?
Guy: Lol I was trying to be nice and gentlemanly to you but you choose to fuck the dickhead in your bedroom. Lol. Bye
by somejudgmentalbish June 29, 2017
Get the Fedora Guymug. “He dress sharp for a BBW guy!”
“His buttocks barely stink for a BBW guy!”
“I was trying to listen to the speaker but I could hardly hear with a room full of grunting BBW guys.”
“His buttocks barely stink for a BBW guy!”
“I was trying to listen to the speaker but I could hardly hear with a room full of grunting BBW guys.”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
Get the BBW Guymug. by CharliemcdookieNickle May 8, 2022
Get the Stumble guysmug. A musical artist who frequently appears on the hook (chorus) of other artists' songs within a genre, particularly hip hop and R&B.
Some prominent hook guys include: Akon, T-Pain, Nate Dogg, Trey Songz and Krizz Kaliko.
Some prominent hook guys include: Akon, T-Pain, Nate Dogg, Trey Songz and Krizz Kaliko.
Guy: Hey, did you hear that new Akon so-
Kanye West: Yo, Imma let you finish, but Nate Dogg was the best hook guy of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Kanye West: Yo, Imma let you finish, but Nate Dogg was the best hook guy of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by Jell-o-man April 7, 2011
Get the hook guymug. A racial slur derogatory towards black people that originated in China, but is widely used by the Asian population in Cleveland Ohio. It means "nigger" in mandarin.
Racist Chinese Guy: I'm tired of these Hei Guis selling drugs on our street corners
Other Racist Chinaman: Ya, they cause all of the crime in the neighborhood.
Other Racist Chinaman: Ya, they cause all of the crime in the neighborhood.
by PJ Judsun February 9, 2017
Get the Hei Guimug.