A peice of white shit lowlife that can’t take the misdemeanor charges that he copped by being a full fledged idiot,so he snitched to avoid a couple days in jail, he thinks he is slick but the victims of his bitch snitchery know what he is doing the whole time, they just want an excuse to call rat patrol and turn him into a walking laughing stalk of his town and A sad pathetic worm of a hollow shell of the person he used to be
Eww do you see that weirdo over there on a sick one? thats Caleb ratman Griffin, aka our own little labRat if he try’s to get drugs from anyone let me and the patrol know, and we will give ya some ghastly shit and whatch the dumb fuck shoot it up and freak out while his mind melts,”sounds coo something about him makes me want to impart some fucking evil to this world, and why the fuck is he walking like that, and that weird look on his face, and those opie dead eyes they are kinda freaking me the fuck out, and I’m into some freaky evil shit I think Wormy McRatman would suit him better”,ehh idk we will come up with something we have plenty of time.for new names”, yea yea, but do you ever feel bad for this shit, I mean he doesn’t live on the streets, his family has to deal with his ass, at this point we’re just kinda fucking them over,”your thinking to much man, less thinking and more poison hotshots!”
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Get the Griffin mug.When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.
- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
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Get the Rhys Griffin mug.To griffin: to hold a significant amount of tension in the toes and foot. Could occur willingly or through spasm.
My flip flop broke so I was griffinning all the way home to keep it on.
A:I saw this special on tv about this woman who had no arms!
B: Woah, I bet her feet hurt from griffinning like all the time! Griffinning to eat her food, griffinning to drive the car and like etcetra...
A: Yeah, but she must be used to it by now.
A:I saw this special on tv about this woman who had no arms!
B: Woah, I bet her feet hurt from griffinning like all the time! Griffinning to eat her food, griffinning to drive the car and like etcetra...
A: Yeah, but she must be used to it by now.
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