Garvey: Where’s Marvey?
Greer: He’s prestige gooning in his goon chamber.
Garvey: Wow, he must goon so hard.
Greer: He’s prestige gooning in his goon chamber.
Garvey: Wow, he must goon so hard.
by tomatoBhutan April 26, 2023

a cheap exploit used to refer to a wide reciever playing kicker on the ncaa football series.Ofter before this kick the player will shout the goon is back for a warnig that there about to goon kick you. made famous by adi cards
hey jim why does it look like hes trying to goon kick me.player in background shouts the goon is back" oh shit" says jim.
by shiskobob September 29, 2012

when goonie comes to chathour and starts raging and slapping her ax wound to everyone shes jealous of
by clab420 October 27, 2023

by N Blacks July 19, 2023

You strap a series of goon sacks together (the silver bag that holds the wine in boxed wine) so that it looks like an udder. It provides you with ease of consumption. Warning it will likely involve you lying in a gutter, covered in your own vomit and crying about your ex.
After my break up with Cori I really need to just make a goon udder and slowly give myself liver cancer, because a nice life is no longer an option for me.
by Socks22 July 16, 2017

an individual who is truly a wicked wrongdoer. They are widely regarded as an embodiment of sinisterness and evil.
by ibohammed eshak October 21, 2021

To be unable to stand, walk, or speak, making one forget last nights party from the influence of alcohol.
by Wayne Gooned August 25, 2010
