A sport which is mainly played by skinny privileged white boys who have severe nicotine addictions, low IQs, and are unathletic in every other sport. However, it is occasionally filled with handsome respectable boys who are simply forced by the boomers in their family to participate in the snooze fest of a sport.
“Didn’t you hear? He plays golf.”
“ Oh shit. Looks like he’s got a 99% chance of being an entitled asshole and a 1% chance of being perfect. Guess i’ll Hope for the 1%.”
“ Oh shit. Looks like he’s got a 99% chance of being an entitled asshole and a 1% chance of being perfect. Guess i’ll Hope for the 1%.”
by sheratesdogs January 10, 2020
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It' s normally played by old men who are too frail and weak to do anything, so they have a golf cart haul their fat asses around to the next hole.
It' s normally played by old men who are too frail and weak to do anything, so they have a golf cart haul their fat asses around to the next hole.
by Mr. Massive Cock February 6, 2020
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Had to go golfing so she wasn't repulsed.
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Code word for gay sex. Commonly used for men who are secretly gay or secretly having gay sexual relationships with their friends
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