Going Jones

When a two people are engaged in a text message conversation and one of them suddenly ceases all further communication or response. This usually leaves the other person awaiting an answer that will never be sent, resulting in a one way conversation.

*in a text*
Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: Not much man
Person 1: We were supposed to hang last night, what happened to you?
Person 1: Hey you there?
Person 1: Are you Going Jones on me?

by Owlhero April 26, 2014

Going to Argentina

To go get laid. Made popular by Governer Sanford of South Carolina. It can also be used to describe going to a disclosed location (such as a party) for the sole purpose to fornicate.

Dude: hey man where are you going?

Gov. Sanford: Im going to Argentina, wink.

Dude: Oh! You dog! Just tell the misses your going to hike or something.

by Iznasty June 27, 2009

go for a scoot

To scooter over to someone's house, then scoot around the block. On a scooter.

Sam: What do you want to do?
Ashley: Do you wanna go for a scoot?
Sam: Fuck no.

by scooter_boi69 May 30, 2019

Going 3D

When you fart and accidentally shit a little in your pants.

..."fart"...

Son of a bitch! That fart sounded wet...Are you sure you aren't going 3D in your pants right now?

by Fleetham & Hoffmolester February 21, 2011

going parabolic

To party like the world is going to end tomorrow. Taking the craziness to the next level and even beyond that.

Jackie's coming to Austin this weekend to party. We're going parabolic!

by jdub71 May 5, 2013

go bills

Can be used to say "hello", "goodbye", "thank you", "have a good day", or just about anything
Origin: Buffalo, New York

Cashier: here's your change sir and go bills
Customer: go bills

by Beerbewbsbills December 17, 2022

Going to Oz

Using Ozempic to lose weight.

Kim looks great!

Yeah, she’s been going to Oz.

by Ballsheimers August 24, 2023