uberlicious goblin

when someone thinks they have everything and wants to show off but really there just a bitch

Wow Jenny such an uberlicious goblin

by My slaying queen May 6, 2018

Gripping the goblin

Wacking it

I was gripping the goblin to some cornhub shit. bungthebooce

by Bung my boocewhiletakingaduece June 12, 2016

Research goblin

A person that does extensive research on a particular topic as a job or a fascination.

He was a research goblin for the news channel.

by Only a Beta September 7, 2021

goblin gems

This is a gay fag that uses a mega knight rush deck

Oh his name is goblin gems he probably eats dick

by Aygoblin gem gay af June 21, 2021

guilt goblins

These are pesky little monsters who try to induce feelings of guilt or self loathing. They normally arrive the morning after a very heavy night out.

"I was so fucked last night - can't remember anything - I'm laying in bed surrounded by guilt goblins and bad news bears"

by MajorTrouble August 27, 2013

Porn Goblin

Someone who watches porn a lot, too much in some cases. A porn goblin may be secretive about their porn watching habits others may be open about it.

Fred "I don't watch that much porn!"
Bob "Don't lie Fred we all know you're a porn goblin"

by secretslut October 17, 2013

sneaky goblin

When man/woman farts and it rolls to the front and, oh so delicately, tickles the balls/clitoris.

Yo bro, you seem a little tense...hemorroids acting up? Nah, just a sneaky goblin.

by Jrmoragf July 18, 2017