Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.
James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"
by TuckDCconnect January 5, 2011
Get the Goblin Surprisemug. Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object
Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin
by Crack Dealer2255 December 20, 2021
Get the The Key Goblinmug. by BryceisCrispy May 10, 2020
Get the Turf Goblinmug. Goblin that hides under bleachers or any other object that leaves a space for your heel and slices the tendon on your heel
by Dat1dude but n0t rea11y him July 15, 2016
Get the Achilles goblinmug. by Aygoblin gem gay af June 21, 2021
Get the goblin gemsmug. by murloc05 March 20, 2019
Get the friction goblinmug. by My slaying queen May 6, 2018
Get the uberlicious goblinmug.